Funny retirement shirt featuring “It’s 5 O’Clock Everywhere I’m Retired.” Perfect Parrot Head style tee for retirees who love island vibes, happy hour, and laid back retirement living.
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Funny retirement shirt featuring “It’s 5 O’Clock Everywhere I’m Retired.” Perfect Parrot Head style tee for retirees who love island vibes, happy hour, and laid back retirement living.
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Retirement means one simple rule:
It’s 5 o’clock everywhere.
This Funny Retirement Shirt is perfect for new retirees embracing island time, happy hour freedom, and that laid-back Parrot Head lifestyle. Featuring palm trees and a clean bold design, this tee celebrates the ultimate achievement—being officially retired.
Ideal for beach lovers, cocktail fans, and anyone who believes retirement should feel like a permanent vacation.
Why You’ll Love It
Funny retirement humor with island vibes
Perfect for Parrot Head fans and beach lovers
Clean bold design that stands out on dark shirts
Comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
Easy gift idea that always gets laughs
Perfect Gift For
Retirement parties
New retirees
Parrot Head fans
Beach lovers and island lifestyle fans
Retirement vacations and cruises
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
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