Retirement Shirt 5 O Clock Somewhere Funny Retired Parrot Head Tee
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Funny retirement humor with island vibes
Perfect for Parrot Head fans and beach lovers
Clean bold design that stands out on dark shirts
Comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
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Easy gift idea that always gets laughs
Perfect Gift For
Retirement parties
New retirees
Parrot Head fans
Beach lovers and island lifestyle fans
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Retirement vacations and cruises
A heavy blend sweatshirt crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling, ensuring longevity.
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for durability.
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery, providing a comfortable fit.
- Classic fit designed for everyday comfort, perfect for lounging at home or casual outings.
Retirement means one simple rule:
It’s 5 o’clock everywhere.
This Funny Retirement Shirt is perfect for new retirees embracing island time, happy hour freedom, and that laid-back Parrot Head lifestyle. Featuring palm trees and a clean bold design, this tee celebrates the ultimate achievement—being officially retired.
Ideal for beach lovers, cocktail fans, and anyone who believes retirement should feel like a permanent vacation.
Why You’ll Love It
This sweatshirt is ideal for seniors celebrating their new-found leisure time, making it a great gift for retirement parties or personal use. Order now to celebrate life’s new adventures with style and comfort!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |
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