Retirement Shirt 5 O Clock Somewhere Funny Retired Parrot Head Tee

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Retirement Shirt 5 O Clock Somewhere Funny Retired Parrot Head Tee

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    Retirement means one simple rule:
    It’s 5 o’clock everywhere.

    This Funny Retirement Shirt is perfect for new retirees embracing island time, happy hour freedom, and that laid-back Parrot Head lifestyle. Featuring palm trees and a clean bold design, this tee celebrates the ultimate achievement—being officially retired.

    Ideal for beach lovers, cocktail fans, and anyone who believes retirement should feel like a permanent vacation.

    Why You’ll Love It

    • Funny retirement humor with island vibes

    • Perfect for Parrot Head fans and beach lovers

    • Clean bold design that stands out on dark shirts

    • Comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear

    • Easy gift idea that always gets laughs

      Perfect Gift For

      • Retirement parties

      • New retirees

      • Parrot Head fans

      • Beach lovers and island lifestyle fans

      • Retirement vacations and cruises


        A heavy blend sweatshirt crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.

  • Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling, ensuring longevity.
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for durability.
  • 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery, providing a comfortable fit.
  • Classic fit designed for everyday comfort, perfect for lounging at home or casual outings.

This sweatshirt is ideal for seniors celebrating their new-found leisure time, making it a great gift for retirement parties or personal use. Order now to celebrate life’s new adventures with style and comfort!



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 83.8 86.3
B) Width (cm) 102 112 122 132 142 152 162.6 172.8
B) Half Chest (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81.3 86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85 88 90 93 95 98 100.3 102.9


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33 34
B) Width (inches) 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 59.8 64 68
B) Half Chest (inches) 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 34
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.6 35.4 36.6 37.4 38.6 39.5 40.5


Care Instructions

General This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

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Retirement Shirt 5 O Clock Somewhere Funny Retired Parrot Head Tee

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